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Thursday, November 08, 2007

Scoop of the Century!

On a recent visit to the Karachi Freepress Club I noticed a pile of newspapers hidden in the corner. Enquiries revealed that The Daily Noise - the one with the motto, "All the news that fits, we print!" - had brought out an edition on the morning after the President's address to the consterNation ... but it got banned and could not be distributed. Reporters sneaked a few copies for their posteriors posterity. I have photographed one since KFC would not allow me to take one away (Chicken, you think?).

Here, then, dear readers, a Collector's Edition - typos and all - just for you! (Tell 'em you read it here, first!)

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Blogger Sidhusaaheb said...

Ah...Another gem from the Sultan of Satire!


11 November, 2007 01:33

Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice... i hate it when justices demand kuch zyadah hi justice! hehe --amber

12 November, 2007 00:07

Anonymous Neena said...

Is it a popular newspaper?

12 November, 2007 10:53

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the "correct" definition of an "aamir"?

@neena: use your "kidneys"!

16 November, 2007 22:08

Anonymous Anonymous said...

sidhusaaheb! it is the result of 'having spent 25 years at sea'!

16 November, 2007 22:11


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